Friday, 13 November 2009

The Turning of the Season


The Kou'mara bush, or "Greek Strawberry Tree"

Rhodes is really two islands. Granted, nowhere will you find the charm of Symi harbour, but the South of the island is brimming with untouched hillsides of olive groves, pine forests, fig trees and sleepy old white villages where you will still see grandmas sitting on shady steps in their headscarves preparing their "Horta" while a dozing cat hangs half-off of a nearby windowsill; roads where for the most part the only other occupants you'll come across are goats or even, if it's dusk, a family of deer.

Rhodes town isn't exactly the essential Greece, but it actually can give one a "fix" of bustle during a long winter when the island is largely devoid of the tourist hordes. Once every month or maybe a little less often, my wife and I will go to town to do a monthly shop (there is something to be said for having a Lidl or two on your island when you consider the cost of food in Greece these days!) and we'll then trot down to Mandraki Harbour, order a coffee and watch the world going by for a while before walking back to our car for the hour-long ride home to our haven of quiet in Kiotari.

Yes we do count our blessings. Our little valley is very green, even in the blistering heat of a Rhodean summer, and the only sounds we wake up to are goats, birds of prey, smaller birds and the breeze through the Kou'mara bushes. We sit outside or at our French windows and gaze down to the blue sea a kilometer or so below us. Living here for some four years and more now, we have become accustomed to the natural rhythm of the seasons. We understand the phases of the moon in ways we never could have done in the UK for two reasons: 1.) The sky was never clear often enough and 2.) The light pollution, even in the small village where we lived for the last five years of our UK lives, didn't permit us to see the sky with sufficient clarity.

Attuning your mode of living to the natural cycles here is very rewarding. For example, we derive immense pleasure from eating fruit and vegetables in their respective seasons. This is good on many levels. Firstly, you feel good about yourself when you buy local produce (not to mention of course, growing your own!) which hasn't been flown or shipped thousands of miles around the planet before eventually landing on your table. You also experience the delight of that first orange of the winter, that first peach of the late summer or fig in August. We know it's now November because, not only can we once again take the fruit out of the fridge and keep it on the coffee table, but we begin to see the fruit bowl groaning under the weight of the first oranges of the season. Cut one in half and squeeze out its juice for breakfast in the morning - you'll never have tasted better fresh orange juice than that which comes out of an orange which only left the tree a matter of hours before. How appropriate too, that the citrus fruit, replete with all its Vitamin C content, becomes available just as the weather is cooling and you need a boost to your system to fight off the first cold that does the rounds!

Can't say either Yvonne-Maria or I are great fans of eating pomegranates. But shove their seed-packed flesh into your juicer and drink the exotically pink-hued juice, strained of course! Now there's one of life's treats and no mistake. You may notice in the above photo a banana or two. Here I throw my hands up and admit, it's the only concession we do make to international fruit travel! Although we still try and buy bananas which are produced as near to home as we can. But they're so flipping useful (especially when sliced on your muesli!) that we have to admit - we buy them year round.

Yet another way you know when it's November is when you get out into the rural areas, like the area around our home, and see the Arbutus Andrachne bushes, better known to the locals as the Kou'mara bush, or to foreigners as the "Greek Strawberry Tree," beginning to flaunt their ripening fruit. I don't quite get this epithet "Strawberry Tree" to be honest. From a distance I suppose the fruit, when ripe, is very red, a similar red to the strawberry perhaps. But closer inspection reveals that the Kou'mara are quite spherical and hang from the plant in much the same way as cherries do from a cherry tree. That's where the similarity to cherries ends though. The Kou'mara have their pits on the outside of the skin, as do strawberries, but the kou'mara pits are the same red colour as the skin, whereas the strawberry's pits are usually brown. When we go picking them, Yvonne-Maria usually eats a few in the process. The pits are quite gritty in the mouth and can get annoyingly stuck between your teeth if you don't look out. Bite into one and you'll immediately see that they bear no resemblance to strawberries with regard to their insides either, which are quite "pasty" in texture and entirely yellowy-orange in colour; quite a contrast to the red colour of the surface. Their sweet taste is not everyone's cup of tea, but I will eat them in small quantities, my wife in somewhat larger ones!

This year I rather fancy that the first ripe Kou'mara are early. We usually expect them to be in abundance during December and into January. They first go orange before turning red and still the majority of them have yet to turn. See the picture at the top of this post, taken a couple of days ago, just up the lane near the house. But the first rainstorm came two weeks early this year, on September 11th in fact, so maybe that accounts for the fruit fleshing up and ripening a week or two early as well.

Well the first locals have already begun their olive harvest too. Soon the roads will be sporting all kinds of pick-ups, weighed down with their sacks or crates of the precious slippery cargo, as they wend their way to the olive mills, once more open for business in the run-up to Christmas. Some even carry their olive gathering into the new year. It just depends on how much help they may have, coupled with how many trees they need to work.

Yes the winter is upon us. The first week of November marks its beginning. There's little or no acknowledgement here of a spring or autumn. The last tourists are flown out of the island on the last weekend in October and on the first Monday of November the roads instantly become a pleasure to drive along once more. In fact, on the TV on Monday November 2nd, a couple of weeks ago, I heard the weather man greeting us with a "Kalo Himo'na," - literally translated - "Good winter!" Then, come the start of the tourist season next year, suddenly everyone will be saying "kalo Kalokairi" - "Good Summer!"

Yvonne and I love the winter. We've already begun our regular 5 or 6 mile walks. What little girth has been added to my waist during the summer months now begins again to fall away as we get on with the serious business of gardening again. I've already put in beetroot, onions (red, yellow and white), Rocket, Lettuce, Parsley and Dill. Got some new tomato plants from Ileas, our friend just south of Gennadi too. The sun was out today and it was 24 degrees C on the terrace as we enjoyed a glass of chilled white wine with our neighbours from up the hill (named Mac and Jane in "Moussaka to My Ears" - the chapter about their dog, Lady).

It'll soon be time to get writing with avengance. Got to get on with the third instalment of "Ramblings from Rhodes," but it'll just wait a few more weeks until the evenings get dark at around five and we get the log fire going. A perfect environment to write in!

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Ramblings of an Honorary Greek

I'm pleased to say that my two books of Greek memoirs, Feta Compli! and Moussaka to My Ears, have been giving reading pleasure to lots of folk who've either got a passion for Greece, or just enjoy reading autobiographical books with a distinctly humorous flavour. The feedback I receive is very positive and readers tell me they've laughed out loud and been infected with the desire to go and visit some of the places I've written about.

Even if you've never been to Greece, you'll hopefully enjoy the anecdotes about my wife's zany Greek relatives in Feta Compli!, or the experiences we've had with Rhodean locals in Moussaka to My Ears.

Both books can be purchased directly from this page, so just take a look down the right hand column for the heading "How to Buy some Ramblings from Rhodes" and follow the instructions you find there. The books are available for £14 each, which includes carriage and - if you buy both together - you get 'em for £25!! It's an offer you can't refuse really, eh?

If you're in the USA you can also purchase directly from this page. Or you may prefer to buy straight from the publisher, in which case the links for both books are here (though you may need to register [it's FREE] with the site before purchasing):

You can buy from Amazon wherever you are in the world by going here:

On the Moussaka page on Amazon you can scroll down to read a glowing review of the book. For an equally glowing one of Feta Compli!, go HERE. Or scroll down the right hand column on this page to the heading which says: Thorough Reviews of Both Books, for links to unbiased reviews.

Thursday, 15 October 2009

What Sheep Talk About

If you've read my second book of Greek memoirs, Moussaka to My Ears, you'll recall my comments about how sheep tend to gather, often in the middle of the road, looking for all the world as though they were having a pre-game pep talk at a ball game.

I wrote something like: "...I do find it quite endearing. These sheep look as though they are having a meaningful discussion. Maybe some expert who speaks 'sheep' will read this and get in touch."


Well whaddaya know? Eddie, who runs the excellent Rhodes Rock event in Lindos every June, has put finger to keyboard and made an excellent suggestion. He writes, in part:


"[Regarding] the passage in Moussaka about what the sheep are talking about when they gather in a circle on the road...

When cometh the day we lowly ones,

Through quiet reflection, and great dedication

Master the art of karate,

Lo, we shall rise up,

And then we'll make the b****r's eyes water.


...Obvious now isn't it ?"


In case you don't recognise the above words; they come from "Sheep" on Pink Floyd's "Animals" album. It's the slightly amended version of Psalm 23 that you can just about hear being recited during the instrumental break. It reads, it its entirety:


The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the b****r's eyes water.


Lyrics courtesy of http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/


Words that vegetarians everywhere will identify with! And, of course, sheep here on Rhodes will all be Floyd fans, in view of the Lindos-Floyd connection. Makes absolute sense now eh?


Asterisks above because of some of my readers' sensitivities!! No wish to offend and all that stuff...

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Today's posts...

I got a bit of verbal diarrhea today, and wrote four new posts!!!
So please scroll down for:
  1. The Pomegranates
  2. It's Only Rock & Rhodes - Again!

  3. Symi The Third (Post that is!)
  4. Mum's in the Library

"The Pomegranates" is an update on stuff that's been happening to us here on Rhodes lately, "It's only Rock and Rhodes - Again!" is about the new live DVD of their gig at Rhodes Rock 2009 by that "lil' old band from Devon", the fabulous ZZ Tops, "Symi the Third" is further stuff about my weekly trips to Symi as an excursion escort and "Mum's in the Library" is an update with news about my mum's recently published short book about her life as a teenage girl in the 2nd World War, regarding the copy I've donated to the Central Library in mum's home town, Bath, UK.


Please send me some feedback if you like.

The Pomegranates

I wrote a while back about helping our friend Josie prepare to move to Arhangelos from her present home in Lindos, here on Rhodes. It was while my wife and I were up and down the stepladder, busily "emulsion-ing" walls in Josie's new home, that Dimitra, her new neighbour, had arrived with a tray on which was perched a jug of chilled water, some glasses and a huge plate of sliced water melon.

It was while we were praising Dimitra's welcoming gift as evidence of Greek hospitality to our young Greek friend Dina, who lives with her husband Kosta in Rhodes town, that Dina had replied that it was merely a case of nosiness.

"She wanted to have a nose and see both what her new neighbour was like, as well as what she was doing with the cottage." Dina had remarked.

Well, here we are again at "Rafael," which is what Josie has named her new cottage, and this time we're carrying from the car to the garden a veritable jungle of plants, some in pots and some which have been removed from their heavy pots for ease of transportation, in order to settle them into their new home and give them a good watering in. The car is full of spilt compost and leaves which are the casualties of such a move. Nothing serious though. the Jasmines and Yukkas, the Bougainvillea and Oleander all look like they'll be OK once they become aware that they'll not be moving again for a while.


Back in Lindos it had been a major logistic operation getting the plants from Josie's courtyard to the car. Josie's old home is a rented "Captain's House" right in the thick of the village and some ten minutes walk (for someone not carrying a heavy Yukka in its pot) from the nearest point at which one can position a vehicle in order to rendezvous with said plants. In fact, the house is part-way up the steep and pebbled part of the well-trodden tourist path up to the Lindos Acropolis and we are still well and truly in the tourist season. Yvonne [Maria] had been deposited in the square, beneath the huge plane tree where the shuttle buses turn round and where traffic cops continually blow their whistles at everything with wheels seemingly without taking a breath. As Yvonne was making her way up to Josie's to let her know we were ready to do a "plant run" from old home to new, I smiled at an impatient traffic cop and drove up from the square a few metres, then took the right fork along the small road that leads down to the main beach, where I was hoping to find a space into which I could shoe-horn the car until we had a large enough load of plants sitting on the ground in the square to warrant my coming back for the car and driving it back to the whistle-filled square for a loading session.

Car duly squeezed into a "pay and display" space, and having endured the pain of actually having to pay to park here on Rhodes (the first and only time I've ever done so!) I half-walked and half-jogged back to the square and into the tourist throng in order to join Yvonne and Josie at the house where we'd begin preparing to walk a car-load of plants down to the square.

You can't walk fast in Lindos when there are coach loads of tourists all being led on foot by guides through the tiny streets and alleys. If you are lucky enough to find a relatively free bit of lane, you are more than likely to run into a clutch of donkeys and their handlers, either trotting acropolis-wards or making their return trip to their "garage," each with a well jiggled tourist on its back, trying to look cool. In some lanes you'll see the resident "pooper-scooper" sitting on a small stool, waiting for the donkeys to pass and ready with his shovel to retrieve any deposits which the donkeys may leave on the floor in their passing. Once the animals have ambled by, he'll scan the shiny flags to see if there is any work for him and, on discovering some steamy pellets, will leap up from his stool to whip them off the ground, deposit them in a plastic bag and quickly wash the spot with a bucket of water before the pedestrian tourist can come by and pick up a greenish brown mess (including the obligatory bits of donkey-processed straw) on his or her flip-flops and tread it into the next souvenir shop they head for.

Having fussed about for a while, we were ready for our first trek from house to square. We steeled ourselves and opened the courtyard door in readiness. Once outside the door we crossed the few feet of external terrace, through a small wrought iron gate under a stone arch, and were instantly among the lobster-red, semi clad bodies of a thousand Acropolis pilgrims. Within feet of the gate and heading downhill there are postcards and cotton shirts, lace cloths and restaurant menus, books and bracelets and all kinds of other paraphernalia hanging off the walls of the souvenir shops all waiting to be snagged by the abundant foliage of our burdens as we walked, or more accurately, stopped and started, among the tourist throng. Then there are all the bare shoulders and backs, chests and heads, which are at risk of being "speared" by a rather pointed and rigid Yukka leaf. Extreme caution was required at this juncture. Reason obvious.

On our second sortie, we had only gone a few metres down the lane from Josie's place when a Lindian woman and her friend, standing on the stone step of their little lace shop in the classic stance of the shop-owner's vigil, decided they needed to know who we were, what we were doing and whether it was worth learning about it so they could tell their friends something of interest to the other Lindos residents. The proprietor gave a friendly "kali mera" to Yvonne, with sufficient volume to ensure that my wife stopped and returned the greeting.

Fatal.

"You moving someone? Who is it? Where are they going and why are they leaving Lindos? Or perhaps they move to somewhere else in Lindos? Where do you live? Are you from here? How do you know the person who is moving? Is your house your own?" (if you answer with a "no" here you'll for sure then get a 'my brother has a house for sale, you ought to buy it...') and so on. My wife, having made the mistake of stopping, found herself fielding all these questions from behind a screen of Jasmine foliage, which was effusing from a black plastic bin-liner that was already beginning to tear from the weight of soil which it was carrying, in which the roots of the jasmine were hanging on for grim death. I was walking behind her and so had to stop too because the sheer volume of pedestrian traffic prevented me making a speedy pass at such a narrow place, decorated on each side as it was with shops selling material and garments which hung all over the walls and even from the awnings above our heads.

Having eventually satisfied the woman's curiosity, which involved a moment of sheer delight on her part when she discovered that a) she'd heard of us and b) she knew Josie but hadn't known she was moving, we continued on toward the square with our loads, arms now tearing from their sockets with the weight they were bearing.

Once Josie, Yvonne and I had all managed to be at the square at the same time and we'd amassed a sufficient gathering of diverse and variable sized plants, black bags and pots together to (as I estimated) fill the car and still allow room for three bodies in there too, I left them standing beside the wall of a nearby taverna, which was just beginning to acquire its lunch-seeking clientele, and made off to retrieve the car. Minutes later I braved the whistling cop to draw up outside the taverna on one side of the square where I jumped out and proceeded to open the rear tailgate of the car in readiness for its load.

Shoe-horning plants, tools, empty and full pots and bodies into the car via the rear tailgate and all four doors, I was just preparing to attempt to close said doors when a fat, sixty-something man, evidently the owner of the taverna whose wall beside which we'd gathered, began shouting at me in Greek. The car was right outside the entrance to his precious restaurant and an idiot could see that we were only going to be there a matter of minutes. It was also apparent to anyone who was observant that Yvonne and I were helping our more senior-aged friend with a major logistic task which she'd have found it very difficult to accomplish alone. In short, we were the good Samaritans here. Even the whistling cop had turned a blind eye as he realised what were were up to, knowing full well that within minutes we'd be away and out of his area of jurisdiction.

I wasn't paying any attention to the shouting taverna man until Yvonne nudged me and pointed her gaze at him. He was going blue in the face and using both hands (as all Greeks do), palms outward and extended in front of him pointing down at the tarmac right in front of my feet, which were positioned right behind the rear of my car, where I'd just succeeded against all odds in closing the tailgate without chopping off a large and delicate part of a carefully inserted plant.

Now I am a peaceful sort of bloke and hate to retaliate in kind, but at this precise moment I was very hot, very bothered and very much in a hurry to get out of that square before I overstayed my welcome in a spot where, during the day, the traffic cops do not like to see any cars except a taxi. You can't all together blame them, as the shuttle bus has to get around the tree there for its run back up the hill to Krana square and, if it has to deal with unnecessary obstacles like my little Suzuki swift, the driver gets understandable rattled. He is also trying to minimise the number of gormless tourists he runs over, since they all wander around the square in total oblivion to the fact that buses and taxis regularly turn there. So you have to feel for him, don't you.

So, just as I am about to return to my driver's door and high-tail it out of there, I am faced with a tirade of swearing and "Panagia Mou"s from this taverna owner - and over what?

Looking down at my feet I see a small deposit of plant compost, no bigger than a saucer and no deeper than half an inch in the centre. I can't believe that's what's upsetting this bloke, but it appears that it is. So now I tune my brain into his screaming to find he is indeed saying:

"Who's going to clear all that up? What do you think you're doing leaving that mess outside the door of my taverna?" To say he was making a mountain out of a molehill would be an exaggeration. He was making an Everest out of an egg-cupful. Incidentally, I left out all the swearwords in that brief précis of his tirade too.

It was evident that, although he wanted to make me look the villain, he actually didn't expect me, a tall Caucasian male, to understand his actual words. So he was visibly shaken when I replied in Greek, "What's YOUR problem mister? For goodness sake, it's a couple of yards from your doorway anyway and the weather's hot and sunny (no surprises there then), it'll be dust in a few moments. Fetch me a dustpan and I'll sweep it up myself if it'll quieten you down! Can't you see we're trying to help someone here? You VLAKAS!" (which is a fairly strong insult, roughly translated as MORON!).

Well, I felt quite ashamed that I'd let him get to me, but he chose the wrong moment I suppose. But I'm quite glad in retrospect that I responded as I did because, on realising I could not only understand his words, but could respond in his language, he hastily retreated into his kitchen and didn't come out again. Evidently, he'd let out his tirade to impress his clientele rather than to actually get me to clear up the dirt, which, by the time I'd finished my response, Yvonne had succeeded in dissipating to nothing with a few sweeps of her hand anyway.

So we exited Lindos Square and negotiated all the walking semi-clads on the way up the hill to Krana Square, where we took a right and headed off to Arhangelos, some fifteen minutes drive up the road to Rhodes Town.


So here I am forking some soil in order to insert a Jasmine in what will eventually become Josie's modest little garden. Yvonne and Josie are busy in similar pursuits with Lemon Geraniums and more Jasmine when Dimitra appears from next door, so we all down tools and proceed with the obligatory kiss on both cheeks, exchange pleasantries and listen as she tells us why her leg is all bandaged up. We have to have all the fine detail so we can fully appreciate why she has only narrowly escaped joining her parents in the village cemetary.

This particular day it's late in September and there are two pomegranate trees in Josie's garden. Both of these trees are laden with heavy fruit, which is so abundant that it weighs down several quite large branches. Yvonne asks Dimitra how one knows when to pick pomegranates, as they seem to be as big as they're going to get and, on one of these trees, turning very red as well. The other tree has fruit of the same size, but they all seem to be still green. We're not actually very keen on eating them as the seeds always tend to make it too much hard work. But we understand that pomegranates are very good for you, a fact which Dimitra confirms with her life-acquired wisdom.

"When you pick them? You want to know?" Asks Dimitra, "When the rains come. When the first rains come they are ready. These are ripe now." We had indeed had our first thunder storm a little early this year, during the first week of September.

"But" replies Yvonne, these on this tree are still green. Ought they to be left a little longer?"

"Different type." Dimitra replies, her voice resonating authority on the subject. "Look, I show you." She takes a few steps over to the tree with the green fruit and picks a tennis-ball sized example. She tears it open with her fingers and proffers a piece to me, plus one each to Yvonne and Josie. "Eat!" she says, "This one is very sweet."

She's right, it is. I take a bite out of the pinky-red flesh inside the fruit and ask, while I chew, "What do you do with the seeds? Seems it'll take a month of Sundays to spit them out."

"You chew them." Replies our Pomegranate expert, grinning from ear to ear, this despite her recent brush with death from her now-bandaged leg. "What do you think?"

I have to say, I'd never tasted a Pomegranate like it. Still can't say I'm a convinced fan, but it did taste very nice.

We drive home with a plastic bag full of pomegranates.

"I'll make smoothies." Says my creative wife.


This post also appears on my other blog, http://open.salon.com/blog/honorarygreek

It's Only Rock & Rhodes - Again!


If you were lucky enough to catch the ZZ Tops (that lil' ole band from Devon) at Rhodes Rock 2009 this past June, then you will surely want to shell out a mere £10 for their new live DVD of that very concert.

Check it out here: http://www.thezztops.com/PageMerchandise.html or go to the Rhodes Rock website HERE and click on the link on the left hand side.

Also on the Rhodes Rock website there are some fab galleries of pics from all of this year's gigs. Just go to classicrocktours.com & click on this bit...

....on the home page. Enjoy!
Plus check out next year's dates and bands - all ageing hippies (and a lot of younger people who appreciate decent rock music) will want to know about it.

Symi the Third (Post that is!)



Well, my lovely wife Yvonne [Maria] came with me to Symi last Monday, as did sisters Freda & Jilly, two very good friends from the UK whom we met for the first time on the Symi "run" two years ago and with whom we now regularly keep in touch. We had a jolly foursome on-board the "Symi" and also made the acquaintance of Chrissie, a British woman who's lived on Rhodes for many years and also does a bit of excursion escorting. Chrissie was also on the first Turkey excursion I did last Friday and she's a real bundle of fun. Plus she was dead enthusiastic about helping me publicise my books, so thanks Chrissie and next season I look forward to seeing you again, if not before then end of this one, which is just a couple of weeks away now.

Freda, Jilly and about five couples of our guests on this particular Symi excursion joined us at Taverna O Meraklis, where Sotiri was pleased to renew his acquaintance with Yvonne, whom he'd not seen since 2007. She was also pleased that Haram and his son, who run the excellent bar called Aigialos on Symi front, also exchanged the usual double cheek-kisses with my missus and once again refused to let us pay for our drinks.

This time we actually made the time to "Carry on up the Kali Strata," which just happens to be the title of the new book by James Collins (due for imminent release in fact), who runs the store called Symi Dream along with Neil Gosling, whose photography is stunning. If you're in Symi, get up there and take a look. Neil's photographs grace (among other things) calendars which are available for purchase in the store, as are James' books and other interesting stuff. In fact prints of Neils photographs are also available and I don't exaggerate when I say that his images are stunning.

Just to prove that we actually made it (as James wasn't even about after all our efforts!) we grabbed a lone German (probably German anyway) gentleman who was ambling down the Kali Strata and asked him to snap Neil, Yvonne and I (see pic below) so James would have the evidence that we'd actually made the trek at long last!

After we'd left Symi Harbour and arrived at Panormitis, I made sure I had time to go to the traditional bakery to the rear of the monastry where, fortunately, they had plenty of their milopites (apple pies with cinnamon) available, two of which I took back to the boat with me to share with Freda, Jilly and Yvonne.

All in all another pleasurable Symi excursion, the enjoyment of which was enhanced by the fact that we had several exceedingly nice couples in our party who we got to know both while on the coach and on board the Symi.